Monday, June 29, 2009

Fire in the Hole!

Seeing as how Ignis is such a complete douchenozzle, I'd like to have a little contest to rename his Slag Pot -- the lovely, lava-filled crockpot of death he wears in his no-touch zone.

To get this kicked off, here are my initial offerings:
  • Crotchpot
  • Pot o' Gonorrhea
  • Hot Crotch-et
  • Weinie Roast
  • The Fire Down Below
  • Flamin' Hot Frank and Beans
  • Jalapeno Burrito Hole
  • The Devil's Jockstrap
  • Can of Cooked Crabs
  • Basket of Roasted Nuts
That should get it started. Post your own!
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3 comments:

  1. Shyste ChrisJune 29, 2009 at 4:35 PM

    *Flamin' sack of death
    *Big Gay Al's love boutique
    *Ballsaque de jour
    *sack flavored jacuzzi
    *Big stinky meat stew

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  2. NaguJuly 3, 2009 at 4:49 PM

    "Pot o' Pot o' Burnin' Love"
    "Fuego en el Pantelones"
    "Doesn't that Hurt?"
    And since the goal is to escape from it...
    "Say no to Pot"
    "No means No"

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  3. FiresongJuly 7, 2009 at 5:13 AM

    Nuttin pot o' death

    Ignis's pick up line should be:
    If your good I'll let you roast like a marshmallow, I mean roast a marshmallow over my crotch.

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